Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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