She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Of course I have a pirate flag
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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