Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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