my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
