I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I'm drive I can fine osifer
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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