Ambien. No doubt about it.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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