Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Can I color on your dick again?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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