Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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