On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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