Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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