i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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