I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
It's never too late to be topless.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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