You surviving the open bar?
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First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
do herpes really smell.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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