he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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