Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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