I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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