There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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