I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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