I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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