i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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