oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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