I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Come see our sink grown plant.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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