I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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