you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
pop tarts are not kleenex
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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