Porn is love you can see.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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