HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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