I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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