Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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