T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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