I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I cockslap morals
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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