if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
My penis needs a shock collar
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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