I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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