Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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