Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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