I feel great
I just peed on a car
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
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