bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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