Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
