My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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