Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Two words: nipple clamps
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