Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
