real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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