you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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