whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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