so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
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