I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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