Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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