don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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