i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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