oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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