So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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